Sunday, October 12, 2008

Structural Deficiency in Women from a 4 Year Old Boy's Perspective

Kai marched in the bathroom this morning while I was doing my business and began to study me.

KAI: "Mama, can you aim?"
ME: "No sweetie, my wee wee isn't big enough to aim."
KAI: "That's right, boys have big wee wees, girls have little wee wees"
ME: "That's right honey"
KAI: "But you can still aim"
ME: "No sweetheart, that's why girls go potty sitting down"
KAI: "Sure you can! Some girls go tee tee standing up. You just need to learn how to aim right!" I can teach you!

Oy vey

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